Strange People
My most recent tail is from an encounter with this dumb ass fat ugly looking white man.
He looked like he was 9 months pregnant and obliviously didn't care about his appearance to the public.
On my way to a job interview I stepped into the elevator and could smell the pizza in the air. After seeing the pizza delivery guy, I said to him jokingly "Im gonna follow you because you have pizza" he turned and said I'll bring you some if there is any left over.
Of course it being early morning at the time the wheels in my head were not "turning" completely
enough for me to think how would he be able to do that being that he is the delivery guy. So he said he'd give me his number and said, no, let me take your number and I'll call you. Not thinking I said sure, he asked me how long I would be and I said oh just 20 - 30 minutes since it's just a brief interview to reactivate. I went to my interview and didn't think anything about it.
An hour later I finally get out of interview and thought to myself "Oh man, I missed out on getting some free pizza".
Moving on I ran some errands and headed back to the county that I lived in.
Well about 5 hours later he calls and says sorry I didn't get to call you earlier I was busy with work.
No problem I said.
Well soon after he says "I noticed you have a big butt" I was like what ?
He said I noticed when you walked in the elevator, are you into that ?
That was my que to hang up the phone but I didn't due to being in shock
He continues, are you into that ? I was again What ????
Then the famous line "do you live alone" Me What ???????
Him, I live in my recording studio, would you like a roommate ? Me what ?
Him, so do you want company tonight ? Me What the ????
I told him, I am born again Christian and no one is getting my cookies until our wedding night.
I want a god fearing man. He asked What does that mean ? Yes another clue for me to hang up
Me, a man who believes in god and goes to church.
Him, well we can still have sex like everyone else is.
I thought to myself and if everyone was jumping off a bridge, would you be inclined to join in ? Geese!!
Then he throws in what he must of thought would be the key word to close the deal....
All my past girlfriends have been black and I only date black women.
So he continues on... so when can we get together ? Next week, the week after ?
I finally whispered into the phone "The Twelfth of Never" !
OMG, I was in shock for a couple of days, just met the guy and he's already planning on having sex with me, no dinner or nothing and that very evening!
I dressed professional for my job interview but for someone to think that I'm just a hoe and not worthy of a meal or "getting to know" basis and just think he's gonna get lucky on the first brief meeting just floored me.
Am I alone ?
Are all men walking around with this kind of mentality ? Seriously ?
Where are the real men, the old fashioned type of men that respect women and are fine with waiting until the night of the wedding to make love to their bride ? Are they non-existent ?
Yes....yes we are. I can pretty much say that all men "Think" this way. The ones that say they don't are lying. Because even if they are homosexual, they will think that way about another guy.
ReplyDeleteNow, the men with class, self respect and restraint will never allow their inner monologue to get out. These are the ones that will put their animalistic thoughts to the side and get to know you as a person first, and get to heart through the door called respect.
What you met was an immature neanderthal and quite frankly, I am surprised you stayed on the phone as long as you did....